| About Myself My name is Mahesh Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy [Yeah, I know, no one can prounce it right...], but everyone calls me Bug, becuse of my love for bugs. I am a foresnsic entomologist who works at Boston Medical Examiner's Office. I work at the morgue with my friends, Jordan, Kate, Woody, Bug, Lilly, Macy and Lu. We solve crimes new or old, usually two a week. It can be so annoying, especially if you're working with a certain happy-go-lucky man, but we get the job done. I am of East Indian decent, but I was born in Liverpool England, I became an official American citizen in 2003. I want to find a nice woman, to love and marry, have kids, and be happy. I think I've found that certain someone, I just wish she felt the same. I wanted to be a pediatrician, but the kids hated me, so I ended up working in the morgue... Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to chocolate. -- Bug Quotes Jordan: Bug, you rock. Bug: Yeah, I know. [Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway.] Nigel: All the kings' horses. Bug: All the kings' men. Woody: Nice guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales. Nigel: Actually, it's a nursery rhyme. [writing on a paper in Bug's apartment] Bug: I don't belong. Bug: You might want to tread lightly, Lily. Lily: I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stilettos. Nigel: Oh, Carpet Salesman of the Year 1989. Bug: Is there anything sadder than being Carpet Salesman of the Year? Nigel: How about still carrying the card in your wallet sixteen years later? Woody: Don't tell me that I missed something. Bug: Okay, I won't. But you did. Woody: I have been meaning to ask you why do they call you Bug? Bug: Because I like insects. Why do they call you Woody? Woody: Why are you here again? Bug: He's a reporter. Woody: How can you tell? Bug: Calluses on the fingertips suggest a regular typist. Mysteriously empty tape recorder, and - oh, yeah... his press pass says so. Woody: [Woody begins to undress and change his clothes] Bug: You obviously didn't make it to the sexual harassment seminar. Woody: Sure I did. That's why I didn't ask if you wanted to wrestle. Woody: Any way to tell her age from the autopsy? Bug: Sure, I'll just cut her open and count the rings. Woody: You could have simply said no. Bug: [Bug is having technical difficulties] Woody: You know, I could always go get Nigel. Bug: If you love Nigel so much, why don't you marry him? Woody: We can actually do that now in Vermont. Nigel: Uh, we've got good news and bad news. Bug: Give her the bad news first. She's a pessimist. -- Plz account made by ~Allison-san <3 |
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J'aime la douleur, d'autres pas, certains le font. Je suis l'un de ceux qui ne ...
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Jordan: Bug, you rock.
Bug: Yeah, I know.
Yoiu look great, Buggles. *grins*
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J'aime la douleur, d'autres pas, certains le font. Je suis l'un de ceux qui ne ...
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Jordan: Bug, you rock.
Bug: Yeah, I know.
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Jordan: Bug, you rock.
Bug: Yeah, I know.
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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